


fugly slut to help prove she wasnt the one who wrote. So then her mom called my mom and started yelling at her, it was so ****ed. Girls: Regina George Mean Girls: Regina George Monologue Hope you guys enjoy. There were gonna be girls there in their bathing suits. TooFab exclusively covered Rooftop Cinema Club's special screening of the 2004 comedy 'Mean Girls' Wednesday night in Los Angeles, where Jonathan Bennett, otherwise known as Aaron Samuels. I mean, I couldn't have a lesbian at my party. So then, for my birthday party, which was an all-girls pool party, I was like "Janis, I can't invite you because I think you're a lesbian". Which, while it is true that Dité indisputably has the best. In fact, people rarely knock at all Helen always just lets herself in, and Dité has come back to her room multiple times to find Athena in her bathtub. And I'd be like "Why are you so obsessed with me?". The knock, when it comes, surprises Dité by being gentle. Like, if I would blow her off to hang out with Kyle, she'd be like "Why didn't you call me back?". But then he moved to Indiana, and Janis was like, weirdly jealous of him. So then in eighth grade, I started going out with my first boyfriend, Kyle, who was totally gorgeous. Let me tell you something about Janis Ian. Girls: Regina George Mean Girls: Regina George Monologue Hope you guys enjoy. View Quote Cady: Hey! Regina: Why were you talking to Janis Ian? Cady: I don't know, I mean, she's so weird, she just came up to me and started talking to me about crack. Read on for more of our favorite Mean Girls quotes that anyone would recognize, no matter what the day. Damian: And I want my pink shirt back! I WANT MY PINK SHIRT BACK! Janis: Did you have an awesome time? Did you drink awesome shooters, listen to awesome music, and just sit around and soak up each others' awesomeness? Cady: You know what? You're the one who made me like this so you could use me for your eighth grade revenge! Janis: God! See, at least me and Regina George know we're mean! But you try to act so innocent like, "Oh, I use to live in Africa with all the little birdies, and the little monkeys!" Cady: You know what! It's not my fault you're like, in love with me, or something! Janis: What? Damian : Oh no she did not! Janis: See, that's the thing with you Plastics, you think everyone's in love with you, but in realitly, everyone *hates* you, like Aaron Samuels for example! He broke up with Regina and guess what, he still doesn't want you, Cady! So why are you still messing with Regina? I'll tell you why, because you are a mean girl, you're a bitch! Here, you can have this, it won a prize. Cady: You know I couldn't invite you! I had to pretend to be plastic! Janis: But you're not pretending anymore! You're plastic! Cold, shiny, hard plastic! Damian: Curfew, 1 a.m., it is now 1:10. Janis: Explain what? How you forgot to invite us to your "cool party"? Damian: Janis, I cannot stop this car.

Janis: You dirty little liar! Cady: I'm sorry, I can explain.
